The Slippery Slopes of Godly Bigots
More than 130 years ago, Senator Charles Sumner of Massachusetts dared to suggest that the United States put an end to the legal segregation of whites and blacks in public places. In Sumner’s opinion, this was a rather barbaric custom that made little sense in the post-abolition era. But Congressman William B. Read of Kentucky knew better. Ending public segregation of blacks would be but the first step; “the next step will be that they will demand a law allowing them, without restraint, to visit the parlors and drawing rooms of the whites, and have free and unrestrained social intercourse with your unmarried sons and daughters.” Civil rights were a slippery slope… give the darkies a few rights and they’ll want more, and then they’ll come for your children.
Not quite a century later, in 1958, a black woman in Virginia, Mildred Jeter, was engaging in all sorts of “unrestrained social intercourse” with her white husband, Richard Loving. So, naturally, Caroline County Sheriff R. Garnett Brooks and two of his deputy thugs entered the couple’s house in the wee hours of the morning and arrested them in bed for violating the state’s prohibition against interracial marriage (the couple had been married in D.C.). As their case made its way through the state’s medieval judicial system, a trial judge named Leon M. Bazile offered this erudite reading of the law’s finer points: “Almighty God created the races white, black, yellow, malay and red, and he placed them on separate continents. And, but for the interference with his arrangement, there would be no cause for such marriage. The fact that he separated the races shows that he did not intend for the races to mix.”
And, now, half a century later, homophobes are employing the same anti-logic as their segregationist predecessors in arguing that gay marriage will offend God’s delicate sensibilities and bring about the collapse of civilization as we know it. Glenn Beck warns that a tsunami of “polyamorous,” multiple-partner marriages will be unleashed upon U.S. society if a man is allowed to legally marry a man or a woman is allowed to legally marry a woman. Pat Robertson has divined that gay marriage will lead us down the slippery slope to legalized pedophilia, child molestation, and bestiality. Bill O’Reilly seems particularly fascinated by the prospect of legal bestiality; offering up comical images of humans married to turtles, ducks, goats, and dolphins …give the fags a few rights and they’ll want more, and then they’ll come for your children—and your pets.
Of course, you expect this sort of attitude from the Bible-thumping Chicken Littles of The Far Right, for whom self-righteously intolerant absolutism is a central creed. Much more revealing, and profoundly hypocritical, is the bigotry emanating from some African American leaders whom one might hope would be a little more self-aware in this regard. For instance, when the D.C. Council voted on May 5 to recognize same-sex marriages performed elsewhere, the lone dissenter was none other than Marion Barry, an African American veteran of civil-rights struggles in decades past, who had to be taken to task for the obvious bigotry of his position by a gay, white member of the council, David Catania. Barry’s justification for his somewhat ironic stance was that he was siding with African American ministers “who stand on the moral compass of God.” Said moral ministers erupted with histrionic indignation when the vote was cast, invoking God and imperiled children with all the passion of the segregationists who came before them.
The moral of the story? Beware of anyone who claims to be in possession of God’s moral compass. He may do unto you as was done unto his forefathers.





