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Now that Barack Obama has become the President-elect of the United States, we all know that the End of Days—or at least the fall of western civilization—is close at hand. Soon after he takes the oath of office, with his hand resting on a copy of the Koran and a turban harshly wrapped around his head, Obama will begin to transform our nation into a socialist republic of Islamic black militancy and sexual permissiveness. Condoms will flow freely in kindergarten classrooms, the guns of God-fearing Americans will be confiscated, and the hard-earned inherited wealth of our millionaires and billionaires will be seized and redistributed to masses of dark-skinned, unemployed welfare recipients. Pregnant evangelical teenagers will be forced to have abortions as part of a government plot to depopulate the abstinence-only movement. The U.S. military, newly led by Black Panthers and former members of the Weather Underground, will surrender unconditionally to al Qaeda and the Taliban.

Run for your lives, white people. He’s not like all those Republican politicians you’ve known and loved. He can write his own books and speak in complete and coherent sentences. He’s one of those elitists who actually did well in school. And he’s darker than you. So be afraid…very, very afraid.